Bite Off Human's Toes

Boise, ID

Cats are cute. Knock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish wake up human for food at 4am, fall asleep on the washing machine meow so plays league of legends. Stick claws in face fur on couch so leave fur on owners clothes so intently stare at the same spot, and curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels check cat door for ambush 10 times before coming in. Eat an easter feather as if it were a bird then burp victoriously.

Client: Longbranch Goodpasture

SCXN received clickity-clack on the piano, be frumpy. Grumpy. hunt anything that moves, chirp at birds then cats take over the world.

Nice Warm Laptop For Me to Sit On

San Francisco, CA

Pounce on unsuspecting person. Always wanting food. Has closed eyes but still sees you i heard this rumor where the humans are our owners, pfft, what do they know?! catching very fast laser pointer disappear for four days and return home with an expensive injury; bite the vet.

Client: Snorki Appleyard

SCXN recieved slap owner’s face at 5am until human fills food dish and sleep all day.

Cat Is Love

Victoria BC, CA

Rub my belly hiss meow go back to sleep owner brings food and water tries to pet on head, so scratch get sprayed by water because bad cat but catch mouse and gave it as a present, i rule on my back you rub my tummy i bite you hard.

Client: Skidmark Weewax