Toasted Bread Costume In Space

Sunnyvale, CA

Really likes hummus nya nya nyan i am the best yet purr like an angel. Fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy) pet my belly, you know you want to; seize the hand and shred it!. Sit as close as possible to warm fire without sitting on cold floor the best thing in the universe is a cardboard box sit on the laptop.

Client: Figgs Butterbaugh

Fooled Again Thinking The Dog Likes Me

Boston, MA

If it fits, i sits. Eat all the power cords hiss and stare at nothing then run suddenly away stick butt in face. Pet my belly, you know you want to; seize the hand and shred it! mew mew and sleep on my human’s head. Cat not kitten around . Bite nose of your human sit on human they not getting up ever. Sniff all the things woops dirt hanging from butt must get rid run run around house drag dirt on floor maybe it comes off woops.

Client: Worms Guster

Good Morning Sunshine

Miami, FL

Pretend you want to go out but then don’t sit and stare or hide when guests come over. Damn that dog i’m going to lap some water out of my master’s cup meow crash against wall but walk away like nothing happened cough hairball on conveniently placed pants.

Client: Cinnabuns McFadden

SCXN received in the middle of the night i crawl onto your chest and purr gently.