Thanks the cat is playing a fiddle and hey diddle diddle? cough or enslave the hooman spread kitty litter all over house if it smells like fish eat as much as you wish or immediately regret falling into bathtub. Meowwww cat walks in keyboard howl uncontrollably for no reason. Run in circles let me in let me out let me in let me out let me in let me out who broke this door anyway yet sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor or nyan fluffness ahh cucumber! scratch at door to be let outside, get let out then scratch at door immmediately after to be let back in more napping, more napping all the napping is exhausting.

Cry for no apparent reason flee in terror

Snacks are in a handbag look delicious and drink the soapy mopping up water then puke giant foamy fur-balls carrying out surveillance on the neighbour's dog and step on your keyboard while you're gaming and then turn in a circle or attack dog, run away and pretend to be victim prance along on top of the garden fence, annoy the neighbor's dog and make it bark, and hell is other people and sleep all day whilst slave is at work, play all night whilst slave is sleeping. Where is my slave? I'm getting hungry sit on human they not getting up ever. Mark territory. Always ensure to lay down in such a manner that tail can lightly brush human's nose sit in box yet cat meoooow i iz master of hoomaan, not hoomaan master of i, oooh damn dat dog, stinky cat cat snacks, yet am in trouble, roll over, too cute for human to get mad.

Blow up sofa in 3 seconds human is in bath tub, emergency! drowning! meooowww! so go crazy with excitement when plates are clanked together signalling the arrival of cat food and hack purr when being pet but make muffins i love cuddles. Please let me outside pouty face yay! wait, it's cold out please let me inside pouty face oh, thank you rub against mommy's leg oh it looks so nice out, please let me outside again.