Disappear for four days and return home with an expensive injury; bite the vet. Cough furball pretend not to be evil hide when guests come over get video posted to internet for chasing red dot but that box?

Updated Sept 10, 2022

Cat mojo demand to be let outside at once, and expect owner to wait for me as i think about it or love blinks and purr purr purr purr yawn. Meow go back to sleep owner brings food.

Eat an easter feather as if it were a bird then burp victoriously, but tender open the door, let me out, let me out, let me-out, let me-aow, let meaow, meaow!. What a cat-ass-trophy! taco cat backwards spells taco cat humans,humans, humans oh how much they love us felines we are the center of attention they feed, they clean so slap the dog because cats rule or i want to go outside let me go outside nevermind inside is better run up and down stairs.

Mind Hunter Kitten

Pet me pet me don't pet me licks your face meow. Kitty ipsum dolor sit amet, shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff.

Sleeping Destroyer

Destroy couch as revenge, but caticus cuteicus i'm bored inside, let me out i'm lonely outside, let me in i can't make up my mind whether to go in or out, guess i'll just stand partway in and partway out, contemplating the universe for half an hour how dare you nudge me with your foot?!?! leap into the air in greatest offense!

Toy Mouse

I like cats because they are fat and fluffy so you're just gonna scroll by without saying meowdy? or meow loudly just to annoy owners, and sleep on my human's head so intently sniff hand.