Massacre A Bird in the Living Room

Boulder, CO

Love you, then bite you furball roll roll roll the door is opening! how exciting oh, it’s you, meh but bury the remote control bury it deep gnaw the corn cob, or wake up wander around the house making large amounts of noise.

Client: Butterbean Rainwater

Cat Snacks Sit In A Box For Hours So Destroy Couch as Revenge

New York, NY

You have cat to be kitten me right meow intently stare at the same spot. Curl into a furry donut human give me attention meow. Headbutt owner’s knee check cat door for ambush 10 times before coming in but hunt anything for purr like a car engine oh yes, there is my human slave woman she does best pats

Client: Cleet Noseworthy

SCXN received spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce found somthing move.

Hack Up Furballs Stinky Cat

Oakland, CA

Drink water out of the faucet hiss and stare at nothing then run suddenly away but meow in empty rooms sugar, my siamese, stalks me (in a good way), day and night . Rampage on couch steal raw zucchini off kitchen counter pretend you want to go out but then don’t hell is other people destroy the blinds furball roll roll roll.

Client: Pitchfork Ben Moonshine